TWO WOMEN MEET IN HEAVEN.

1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.

2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?

1st woman: I Froze to Death.

2nd woman: How Horrible!

1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from thecold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peacefuldeath. What about you?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected thatmy husband was cheating on me so I came home early to catch him,but instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So, what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman theresomewhere that I started running all over the house looking for her. I ran upinto the attic and searched, and then down into the basement. Then Iwent through every closet and checked under all the beds. I keptthis up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became soexhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer --- we'd both still be alive.

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