Forwarded Emails And Chats: July 2007

The Duck & the Devil

There was a little boy visiting his grandparents on their farm. He was given a slingshot to play with out in the woods. He practiced in the woods; but he could never hit the target. Getting a little discouraged, he headed back for dinner. As he was walking back he saw Grandma's pet duck.
Just out of impulse, he let the slingshot fly, hit the duck square in the head and killed it. He was shocked and grieved!
In a panic, he hid the dead duck in the wood pile; only to see his sister watching! Sally had seen it all, but she said nothing.
After lunch the next day Grandma said, "Sally, let's wash the dishes" But Sally said, "Grandma, Johnny told me he wanted to help in the kitchen. "Then she whispered to him, "Remember the duck?" So Johnny did the dishes.
Later that day, Grandpa asked if the children wanted to go fishing and Grandma said, "I'm sorry but I need Sally to help make supper."
Sally just smiled and said, "Well that's all right because Johnny told me he wanted to help" She whispered again, "Remember the duck?" So Sally went fishing and Johnny stayed to help
After several days of Johnny doing both his chores and Sally's; he finally couldn't stand it any longer. He came to Grandma and confessed that he had killed the duck.
Grandma knelt down, gave him a hug and said, "Sweetheart, I know. You see, I was standing at the window and I saw the whole thing, but because I love you, I forgave you. I was just wondering how long you would let Sally make a slave of you."
Thought for the day and every day thereafter. Whatever is in your past, whatever you have done... and the devil keeps throwing it up in your face (lying, cheating, debt, fear, bad habits, hatred, anger, bitterness, e tc.)...whatever it is...You need to know that God was standing at the window and He saw the whole thing. He has seen your whole life. He wants you to know that He loves you and that you are forgiven.
He's just wondering how long you will let the devil make a slave of you.The great thing about God is that when you ask for forgiveness; He not only forgives you, but He forgets. It is by God's grace and mercy that we are saved.
Go ahead and make the difference in someone's life today. Share this with a friend and always remember:
God is at the window!
When Jesus died on the cross; he was thinking of you!If you are one of the 93 % who will stand up for him forward this w/ the title, "I'm in the 93%"Would you believe 7% of people won't forward this?

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Wanna Be My Friend

wanna be my frnd..........

try this and rply.....

F(ew) ,

R(elations),

I(n) ,

E(arth) ,

N(ever) ,

D(ie)

that relation is a FRIEND.

Send this to all u r best friends even me if I am 1 of them. c how many u get back. If u get more than 5 u r really a lovable person

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You have just been PIMP KISSED!

""You have just been PIMP KISSED!
Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they like you.
something good will happen to you at 1:00- 4:00 pm tommorow, it could be anywere.
Get ready for the biggest shock in your life.
if you break this chain u will be cursed with realtionship problems for the next 10yrs.
Send this to 15people in 15min*"""

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who has a crush on u?...

""who has a crush on u?... man this is creepy its called mind reader. send this to every1 on ur list and then press F8 and ur crushes name will appear on ur screen"""

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TWO WOMEN MEET IN HEAVEN.

1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.

2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?

1st woman: I Froze to Death.

2nd woman: How Horrible!

1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from thecold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peacefuldeath. What about you?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected thatmy husband was cheating on me so I came home early to catch him,but instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So, what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman theresomewhere that I started running all over the house looking for her. I ran upinto the attic and searched, and then down into the basement. Then Iwent through every closet and checked under all the beds. I keptthis up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became soexhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer --- we'd both still be alive.

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You mean you're not the instructor?

The photographer 4 a national mag. was assigned to get photos of a great forest fire.Smoke at the scene was 2 thick to get any good shots, so he frantically called his home office to hire a plane. "It'll b waiting 4 u at d airport!" he was assured by his editor.As soon as he got to d small, rural airport, sure enough, a plane was warming up near d runway.He jumped in with his equipment and yelled, "Let's go! Let's go!"D pilot swung d plane into d wind and soon dy were in the air."Fly over d north side of d fire," said d photographer, "and make 3 or 4 low level passes."Why?" asked d pilot."Bcos I'm going to take pictures!I'm a photographer, and photographers take pictures!"said the photographer with great exasperation. After a long pause the pilot said, "You mean you're not the instructor?

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Heart

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Why is it so hard.........

""""""""Why is it so hard to tell the truth...yet so easy to tell a lie,
why do we sleep in the temple. but when the sermon is over we suddenly wake up?,
why is it so hard to talk about God...but so easy to talk about sex?,
why are we so bored to look at a holy magazine... but so easy to read a playboy magazine?,
why is it so easy to delete a Godly offline messages ... yet we forward the nasty ones?
Why are temples getting smaller... but yet bars and clubs are growing??
.....think about it....are you going to forward this or delete it?
Just remember God is watching you if u love GOD then send this to everyone on your list.
Don't break this""""""

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YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY THE SEXY ROSE!!

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FRIENDHIP IS A BLESSING

Friendship is a blessing
it's the best you have to share,
The talents and the wisdom,
the capacity to care...
It's being there to lend support,
whatever needs arise,
It's making sure that others know they're special in your eyes...
Friendship is a blessing,
and, to all who have a friend,
it's one of the most precious gifts that life could ever send.

I am blessed to have you as a friend"

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