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The WEDDING TEST
I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been
dating or over a year, and so we decided to get married.
There was only one little thing bothering me...It
was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore
very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would
regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than
a nice view.
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It had to be deliberate because she never did it
when she was near anyone else.
One day her "little" sister called and asked me to
come over to
check
the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to
me that she had
feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
overcome. She told me
that
she wanted me just once before I got married and
committed my life
to
her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a
word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and
if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her
go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed
straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me
and said, "We are
very happy that you have passed our little test. We
couldn't ask for
better man for our daughter. Welcome to the
family!"
And the moral of this story is:
........Always keep your condoms in your car
Labels: Love, relationship
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